farmer boy, where are you from?   you're inbred! you've got no schlong   down there in norfolk where the land's all flat   you do intensive farming, i can't get with that      CHORUS:      don't you just yearn for a nova?   and play house music all over and over   or how about a tracksuit by kappa?   and hook yourself up with a pregnant slapper      all the other kids did speed   they wore tracksuits, you wore tweed   towny boys saved up for kappa   you helped your daddy save up for a tractor