Making your way in the world today   Takes everything you've got;   Taking a break from all your worries   Sure would help a lot.   Wouldn't you like to get away?       All those night when you've got no lights,   The check is in the mail;   And your little angel   Hung the cat up by it's tail;   And your third fiance didn't show;       Sometimes you want to go   Where everybody knows your name,   And they're always glad you came;   You want to be where you can see,   Our troubles are all the same;   You want to be where everybody knows your name.       Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;   The morning's looking bright;   And your shrink ran off to Europe,   And didn't even write;   And your husband wants to be a girl;       Be glad there's one place in the world   Where everybody knows your name,   And they're always glad you came;   You want to go where people know,   People are all the same;   You want to go where everybody knows your name.       Where everybody knows your name,   And they're always glad you came;   Where everybody knows your name,   And they're always glad you came;   (fade out)