Thanks for treating me like dirt when I was just like dirt   And giving me no value when I had no self worth   And in repayment for the lessons on the courses you never had to live   You're welcome for my pride when I had nothing else to give      I'll await your half-assed amends   I'll await your half-assed amends   I thank you to condescend   When the only thing you could hope for is just a friend      Hurray hurray   I thank you to condescend   When the only thing I needed in life was just a friend   Hurray hurray    Oh it's wonderful advice   A grand idea not to make the same mistake twice