My girlfriend threatened to leave me   She said "Matt, you can't deceive me anymore   I've been through this before"   And so I looked her in the eye   And then I gave her this reply   I said "Touché! I never liked you anyway"   So I went, I got all my things and even every single CD   I said a quick goodbye and that there was no need to cry   I said "I'll go where someone appreciates me"            Don't you know you're my favourite girlfriend   I want you to be my baby 'til the end   Now that I'm with you my troubles have all gone   You're my favourite girlfriend   You're the best one since the last one            A few weeks down the line   This beautiful girl was mine, but she had doubts   "This isn't working out"   She said "You're not my type   And you didn't live up to the hype, in honesty   It isn't you - it's me!"   She said "pay me a compliment or this is where our relationship ends"   I said "you're energetic"   She said "you’re pathetic"   I believe we could still try to be friends            Don't you know you're my favourite girlfriend   I want you to be my baby 'til the end   Now that I'm with you my troubles have all gone   You're my favourite girlfriend   You're the best one since the last one            Yeah, you're my favourite girlfriend   I want you to be my baby 'til the end   Now that I've found you my troubles have all gone   You're my favourite girlfriend   You're the best one since the last one