Here's another song I'm sure that everyone will hate   They're sick of all this now   Who would like these stupid Cheapskates?   We're nothing new       We've no key to what sells and what does not      And like a million other bands who've been before us   We only really hit it when we get to the chorus            All our songs sound the same   All our songs sound the same   They sound the same            I try to think of something original, I'm wasting my time   All I worry about is how to get this verse to rhyme      So listen A&R man, we're willing and able   We just want to sign to a major label            All our songs sound the same   All our songs sound the same   Here comes the bridge            We've modulated to the minor key   A conventional technique I learned at Music GCSE   Solo            People say we do this to try to be funny   Let us assure you, we do it for the money            All our songs sound the same   All our songs sound the same   All our songs sound the same   All our songs sound the same