His Sunday best includes the helmet of an astronaut   Tablecloth cape, embroidered number 8 sayin'   "I am a proud man, I am a proud man"   Dancin' to the beat of a mother coming down, sing it      Please remain calm   Please remain calm      It's hard to tell the difference of a prophet from a crackpot   I wouldn't blame you if you'd rather stay in bed   We'd go smilin', we'd go down smilin'   Dancin' to the beat of a mother coming down, take it      Please remain calm   Please remain calm   Calm      This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system   This is a test, this is only a test   You can stand single file, put your head between your legs   You can stop drop and roll 'cause this is only a test, kick it