Four a.m., drunk again, got a final in biology at 10   Stupid me, nothing’s free, this degree is taking an eternity      Test 1, test 2, didn’t really study now my GPA is screwed   But I’m the king, of other things, just go and get me loaded and I’ll take one for the team      Cuz when we’re pounding Jaeger schmee schmees, I’m the one who keeps ‘em down   Don’t bother saving face cuz the loser always pays    and I’ll be your drunken monkey clown      College daze, trying to make it through my college daze   I’ll return to grace, when I make it through, once I make it through my college daze.      It’s four, I’m out the door,   You can bet within the hour I’ll be passed out on the floor   Bottles here, bottles there,   A semester long collection and you know we’ve drank our share      Cuz when we’re bonging Jaeger schmee schmees   I’m the fool who throws ‘em down   No matter what the stakes, I’ll do anything it takes   And I’m used to sleeping on the ground…