Daddy was a dirty fighting man    He walked tall with his money in his shoe    With a left and a right    And a sonny say goodnight    Eyes were a cold steel blue       Momma went down like a ton of coal    Shared her bed with anyone who dared    Wash your hands    Take it like a man    Never let em know your scared    Never let em know your scared       Oh, what shall we do with the drunken failure?    Shanghai the bastard to Australia    If we never see you again    Buddy that'll be too soon    Everybody knows that the odds ain't even    Show me a god that's worth believing    Better place your bets cause the boat is leaving    Underneath an eastern moon    Underneath an eastern moon       Sissy had a thing for contraband    Nose to the grindstone    Finger in the pie    No way out    Give the kid a clout    Drowned her in a pint of rye       Brother was a drunken gambling man    Rolled his dice and always played the fool    Roll 'em high    Sock 'em in the eye    Beat him like a rented mule    Beat him like a rented mule       Oh, what shall we do with the drunken failure?    Shanghai the bastard to Australia    If we never see you again    Buddy that'll be too soon    Everybody knows that the odds ain't even    Show me a god that's worth believing    Better place your bets cause the boat is leaving    Underneath an eastern moon    Underneath an eastern moon    [repeat 1x]