Take my money, over-use it.   Take my heart and just abuse it   I never once became your candy boy      She says I am made of plastic   A superhero with bendable joints   For only $5.99 retail I can be your toy      Cuz I come cheap   Really cheap   At least that's what they say as I stroll by      Just come along, Plus and Minus, I'm feelin' a little spaced out here   Your breath is just like freedom in his ear   So don't be bashful dear, we'll just subtract all day   Because my wallet is full of cash   ... or maybe it's not      Cuz I come cheap   Really cheap   At least that's what they say as I stroll by      She says I am made of plastic   A superhero with bendable joints   For only $5.99 retail I can be your toy      Just come along, Plus and Minus, I'm feelin' a little spaced out here   Your breath is just like freedom in his ear   So don't be bashful dear, we'll just subtract all day   Because my wallet is full of cash   ... or maybe it's not      Cuz I come cheap   Really cheap   At least that's what they say as I stroll by      I'm not cheap   At least that's what they say as I stroll by