If I scratch your back you'll just stab me in mine   and leave me to die alone - swallowed alive in the tide, the tide, the tide   You seem to think that your shit don't stink.   And you put your panties on two legs at a time, time, time      Do me a favor before I depart and you   Report to friends that I broke your innocent heart, heart, heart   Don't forget Muttzy your yappy black dog and   Take all those lawn gnomes and get them out of my yard!      You bitch! You harpy!      'Cause I have grown so tired of the bullshit   And I know you're only acting up 'cause I don't push it      There was a leaf on a tree and it grew higher than the rest   And it was closer to the sun and it was never second best   Until the fall withered all of the trees in its wake   And it got buried under all those piles of all those leave I raked      There is a special place in Hell for the one who felt compelled   To peruse my new apartment for expensive things to sell   Because he got my new computer and he got my fucking ride   But I guess that's just the price I paid to watch him burn alive