Watch them dance at the drop of a hat    Do they still believe that this world is flat    Open your hearts and give us your gold    March to the tune if you want to grow old       You play Snakes and Ladders    Forget all that matters    I'm in tears and shattered over nothing    One rung higher than you    Two rungs lower than him    I play Snakes and Ladders too       You cause pain where e'er you tread    They're served sand but you eat bread    Scurry rats, leave the sinking ship    They want no part of your death trip       You play Snakes and Ladders    Forget all that matters    I'm in rags and tatters over nothing    One step forward from you    Two steps backwards    Now we all play Snakes and Ladders