Scratched his head, then pulled his ear    Reached out for a glass of beer    Ricky's hand    Ricky's hand       From the pocket it pulled five pound    Ricky bought another round    Ricky's hand    Ricky's hand       In the dark it found his zip    Wiped his mouth when he was sick    Ricky's hand    Ricky's hand       Ricky's hand    Ricky's hand       Six pints later he waved good bye    Picked his nose and squashed a fly    Ricky's hand    Ricky's hand       Slamming the door it grasped the wheel    Now Ricky's full of man appeal    Ricky's hand    Ricky's hand       Ricky contravened the highway code    The hand lies severed at the side of the road    Ricky's hand    Ricky's hand       Ricky's hand    Ricky's hand