Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe   He won the local lottery and took us out   We put a barricade down the middle   of the bed   But that didn’t stop me from looking   down the barrel   Well I thought I was thinking, but   apparently not      Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe   I kept the bullet as a souvenir and   Took it to the knife show to carve out my   name and the date   But it was too heavy to wear around   my neck   Well I thought I was thinking, but   apparently not      Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe   If Kristi kills me I’ll know who told her   We’ve never kept secrets from each   other at all   But luckily, it wasn’t her favorite pair   Well I thought I was thinking, but   apparently not   Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe   Took us out drinking after he won the   local lottery   We put a barricade down the middle   of the bed   But the smoke never cleared from the   room, not at all   Well I thought I was thinking, but   apparently not