I tried so hard to get to you   But it never really seems to matter what I do   Stand on my head, bend over backwards too   Sometimes I talk until my face turns blue      Oh what a pity, oh what a shame   Me and the skirts always turn out the same   A little bit angry, oh a little bit tame   Me and the skirts always end up the same      What were you thinking when you saw the light?   Were you surprised to find a world outside?   I felt so sorry for your little head   Was it depressing to just lay in bed?      (Oh what a pity, oh what a shame   Me and the skirts always turn out the same   A little bit angry, oh a little bit tame   Me and the skirts always end up the same) x3