Don't extend the solo,   Lay the groove too deep   Try not to sing the words   as if you're mumbling in your sleep      Don't say that you won't do it   'cause it's been done before   Don't start a revolution   Just because you're feeling bored      The girls don't care   That you ache to be free   You see, the girls just want   A sweet melody      Don't quote Five Easy Pieces   TiVo Cool Hand Luke   Don't talk about how   God is dead   And love is just a fluke      Don't listen to Frank Zappa,   Late Coltrane, Faust or Can   Just take that twisted heart of yours   And lay it in her hand      The girls don't care   That you ache to be free   You see, the girls just want   A sweet melody      The girls don't care   That you yearn to be free   Girls just want   A sweet, a sweet melody