You look so pretty when you have been drinking   I don't care that your friends say you're a mess   You laugh at all my jokes when no one else does   So I feel it's only right I must confess      You see, I wasn’t really drunk, I was just pretending   Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do   Oh, this party, it seems neverending   I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes      I found you sitting there under the table   I hoped that you would make some room for me   But I have never been much of a drinker   And at this bar they don't serve herbal tea      You see, I wasn’t really drunk, I was just pretending   Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do   Oh, this party, it seems neverending   I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes      I woke up with the dawn to fix you breakfast   I served it to you right there in your bed   But your bloodshot eyes addressed me like a stranger   As if I'd caused that pain inside your head      You see, I wasn’t really drunk, I was just pretending   Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do   Oh, this party, it seems neverending   I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes