I’m having a party but you’re not invited   Pizza and fizzy-pop it’s all so exciting   Sardines and musical chairs   What a shame that you’re not here   Cos you’re not my friend anymore   You’ve made your position quite clear from your distance    What crime have I done that negates my existence?   Me and all of my other chums   Will sit and talk till the evening comes   Cos youre not our friend anymore   We’ll have fezzek   And everyone leaves with a present   Kisses and hugs it’s so pleasant   Peaceful, and I   I hate you, I hope that you die   I’m having a party and I hope that you know this   Spend Friday alone and pretend not to notice   All of the stupid things you’ve done   I know and I’m telling everyone   Cos you’re not my best friend anymore   And tomorrow I will find a new friend   From the new friend shop   And my friend you are not   And I hate you as much as I miss you