I wanna see you tonight   What's the point?   All we do is fight   I've loved you   So long   I don't know who I'd be without      My head hurts   I wish I'd never woke up   I feel worse   than when S Club 7 broke up   I hate the day   It hates me   So does everybody else      I sit here drooling on my own again   and like a routine episode of Friends   What does it mean to be American?   Is it   feelings, coffee and   I'll be there for you?      Later on me and a bottle will hook up to have some fun   Then I'll call your house at twelve to let you know that I'm drunk   Say I'm sorry Mr C, I was just looking for your son   How are you, incidentally, do you know if he's out alone?   There is this book he lent to me something like seven months ago   I'm gonna burn it in the street be so kind as let him know   that I'm dealing   with this badly   and   could he please get back to me?      Since you've gone my only friends are Billy Bragg and the Jam   Though my time with you has got me feeling oh so k.d. lang   I think you're right about the New Kids on the Block   And I agree now Billy Joel does not rock   Wish I could tell you all the things that Woody Allen helps me see   How Annie Hall is starting to seem quite a lot like you and me   It took a while to come around to David Bowie's new CD   And it's much too late to give back your Magnetic Fields EP   Can I keep it   by my pillow?   Fucking loved it   How I long to tell you so      When I get to sleep I'll dream again of canopies and grapes   And wake shaking from the knowledge that the mattress holds your shape   I assume my phone is dead because it hasn't rung for months   If tomorrow is the funeral do you think that you could come?   I could give you back your music and your t-shirts and your socks   Walk to Jazz's house in SOHO cry into her letter box   Spend some time out to resuscitate my soul   Take up smoking and drink carrot juice and grow   Teach the mattress to expel you from its folds   Then dry my eyes and keep on walking til the motion makes me strong   Until one day i realise I don't remember that you're gone   We'll be strangers   who were lovers   I'll recover   It's so weird how time goes on