Well I really had a ball last night   I held all the pretty boys tight      I was feelin' single, seein' double    Wound up in a whole lotta trouble   But today I'll face the big fight    But I really had a ball last night      When I came home from work this morning    My baby was feelin' low   And he told me what was on his mind    Then he told me where I could go   Well I didn't go where he told me to   Cause the water was cold in the lake   Now there's something fishy 'bout this whole deal   I don't see where I made my mistake   Well I really had a ball last night   I held all the pretty boys tight      I was feelin' single, seein' double    Wound up in a whole lotta trouble   But today I'll face the big fight   But I really had a ball last night      When I woke up this morning    Like me, the sun was high   Well I started walking the long way home    Just to think of an alibi   Well I couldn?t think of a doggone thing   That hadn?t already been said   So I guess I better just play it by ear   For I?m already dead.   Well I really had a ball last night   I held all the pretty boys tight      I was feelin' single, seein' double    Wound up in a whole lotta trouble   But today I'll face the big fight    But I really had a ball last night   Yes today I'll face the big fight    But I really had a ball last night