dance me a hairy butt brand new girlfriend   impersonate me a fossile zit on a planktonized rockband      love to be a part of your sophisticated family   in spite of getting called a damaged soul oh-oh   but I still can't figure out how to take a shit   on that two million dollar cubist toiletbowl      could it be worse oh sure of course   since a day or twelve I find myself      pantomiming with your parents   especially for you   pantomiming with your parents   every day off and in the weekends too      my darling learns me a lot I try so hard to understand her   from cosmopancakes to Jackson Pollock's socksuspenders      promise not to tell anybody 'bout your mother's cornflake   reincarnation oh-no   nor a thing about yer daddy's theory that cows on the   moon are no fiction could it be...      all my friends think I'm a fool   her mammy and daddy really got me   into something that's a Battlestar Galactica   away from cool      pantomiming with your parents