yeah!       satan is in my ass   he wears a ballerina-outfit and a fez   satan is in my ass   and when he comes out you can hear the sound of brass   satan is in my ass   next thursday he's gonna have a hypnotized sheep for a guest      well as you all know, he is somewhat of a bad guy   but when he reads the papers nowadays he has to hold back the kerosine in his eyes   somewhere in a fortress, he hides his mistress   I'm talking 'bout a plankton eating robot cow in a cardboard dress      yeah!      satan is in my ass   he wears an armour and tries to make some pirouettes very fast   satan is in my ass   and when he comes out you can hear the sound of brass      satan is in my ass   he's working on a puzzle and he sings the Jazz   and it goes something like    te-dum-tuw      Satan is in my ass