You need a bossy man to love you   A bossy man to hold you close    A bossy man to dress and care for you A bossy man to take control    You need a man to make your mind up    A bossy man to set you free    From all of life’s upsetting choices    Like what to do and who to be       Bossy man you need a bossy bossy man    He is the only one who can    He is your bossy bossy man      You need a man to take the trash out A man to open up the door    This bossy man he likes to tango    And understands what power’s for    You need a man with all the answers    A bossy man to run the show    This bossy man he pays for everything He never says I do not know      (And here we have a big dance number With fireworks and flowers    The band goes undercover)      You think you want a man who listens You want a man who lets you drive    How 'bout a fool who compromises   Or better yet a fool who cries    Yeah well you want a lot of funny things don’t you?    And most of them do you no good   You ask can anybody fix me?    I know a bossy man who could       Bossy man you need a bossy bossy man    He is the only one who can    He is your bossy bossy man