There are so many hours in the day   I know I've got work to do but hey   My will to move, or even use my brain   Is weathered by the eternal english rain   And when the talk show ends, I scream   Right at the screen for more pregnant teens   I can't fall asleep it's almost 3 so I water the flowers out on the street   And I spent 5 hours on the net last night   Avoiding the monsters under my bed with square eyes      How fan-fucking-tabulous it is to be so scared of the dark like this   I know I've got work to do, it's a bitch   I'm staggering round, I can't find the switch   And I spent 5 hours on the net last night   Avoiding the monsters under the bed with square eyes   Now I dare not stick my feet out the end, in case they bite and sing a monster song      La-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah      There are so many hours in the day to address this problem in some way   Some barbie doll talks of carb intake   I turn it off, and for now, I'm ok