if nature sold herself on layaway    with a little down    I would be the first in line    to buy myself a sound    a waterfall a tidal wave or a beating of the drums    a heavy wind a thunder or a falling of the leaves    and I would proclaim    I'm the new proprietor of a sound    in a press conference held    downtown    when the people would look at me    in this state I would simply tell them this    at least you'll have someone to blame for    ruining your weekend    I would play mother nature    unlease my sound at will    no more sitting and waiting    on this quite window sill    if I feel like love    I will shake the trees    if I'm consumed in lonliness then    I will drop the leaves    and I would proclaim    I'm the new proprietor of a sound    in a press conference held    downtown    when the people would look at me    in this state I would    simply say outright    at least you have someone    to blame for scaring    the children in the night    what if I call for a waterfall    some light rain    and some other owner calls    for a massive hurricaine    we'd have to be responsible users    and respect the rules of God    I'll just take a load off and    have to buy them all    and I would proclaim    I'm the new proprietor of a sound    in a press conference held    downtown    when the people would look at me    in this state I would    simply say    at least you have someone    to blame for a near perfect day