Standby. You're on the air.   Buenos noches Senores y Senoras. Bienvenidos.   La primera pregunta es: Que es mas macho,   pineapple o knife?   Well, let's see. My guess is that a pineapple is more   macho than a knife. Si! Correcto!   Pineapple es mas macho que knife.   La segunda pregunta es: Que es mas macho,   lightbulb o schoolbus?   Uh, lightbulb?   No! Lo siento, Schoolbus es mas macho que lightbulb.   Gracias. And we'll be back in un momento.      Well I had a dream and in it   I went to a little town   And all the girls in town were named   Betty.   And they were singing:   Doo doo doo doo doo.   Doo doo doo doo doo.      Ah desire! It's cold as ice   And then it's hot as fire.   Ah desire! First it's red   And then it's blue.   And everytime I see an iceberg   It reminds me of you.   Doo doo doo doo doo.   Doo doo doo doo doo.   Que es mas macho iceberg or volcano?      Get the blanket from the bedroom   We can go walking once again.   Down in the bayou   Where our sweet love first began.      I'm thinking back to when I was a child -   Way back to when I was a tot.   When I was an embryo -   A tiny speck. Just a dot.   When I was a Hershey bar -   In my father's back pocket.      Hey look! Over there! It's Frank Sinatra   Sitting in a chair. And he's blowing   Perfect smoke rings   Up into the air. And he's singing:   Smoke makes a staircase for you   To descend. So rare.      Ah desire!   Ah desire!   Ah desire! So random So rare   And everytime I see those smoke rings   I think you're there.   Que es mas macho staircase o smoke rings?         Get the blanket from the bedroom   We can go walking once again.   Down in the boondocks   Where our sweet love first began.      Ooo I'm gonna follow you.   Out in the swamps and into town.   Down under the boardwalk   Track you down.      Doo doo doo doo doo.   Doo doo doo doo doo.   Doo doo doo doo doo.   Doo doo doo doo doo.