you're riot gear at the des moines zoo   you're a three course meal when you know you can't chew   like an empty envelope at the bank deposit   like a three-piece prada suit hanging in my closet      you're wasted   wasted on me   you're wasted   wasted, wasted   on me      you're a bad complexion on a movie star   you're a free beer at a real shitty bar   and you're way too drunk on the wine you didn't bring   but you're my favorite thing, you're my favorite thing      but you're wasted   wasted on me   you're wasted   wasted, wasted   on me      and you say all i need is love   and you say   you say all i need is love   you say all i need is love   but your words are just   wasted      you're cinderella at the wrong fuckin' ball    you're the very best friend that i never ever call   you're the last one out of a house you didn't build    and like a good actor in a soft porn film       you're just wasted   wasted on me