Hey, you've got an unnerving face   And twitching eyes like Norman Bates   You got a cigarette, eye on a mirror   Farm boy brown gas station sweeper   You took that girl, you put the saddle on her   Just thirteen, she's her daddy's apple   And she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh-huh   Hey, your Daddy's Whiskey Sam   He's got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland   Playing solitaire, your Mother fidgets   You wanna be rich but you won't dig ditches   She bitches like a brat, she got the money   People breaking their necks and she thinks it's funny   Where's your old man now? Nobody's home, uh-huh      Kidnapper      Hey, they call you Skinny Jim   And nobody knows the boat you're in   They dipped your tail when you were back in school   Well, you're a real strange cake but your nobody's fool   So you took that girl and you put the saddle on her   Just thirteen, she's fresh out of diapers   And she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh-huh   She don't know you're the kidnapper, uh-huh   I said "She don't know you're the kidnapper," uh-huh