$ 1.000 Wedding      ( Gram Parsons tribute )      Evan Dando   It was a $1000 wedding supposed to be held the other day and   With all the invitations sent   The young bride went away   When the groom saw people passing notes   Not unusual, he might say   But where are the flowers for my baby   I'd even like to see her mean old mama   And why ain't there a funeral, if you're gonna act that way   Supposed to be a funeral   It's been a bad, bad day      Evan Dando & Juliana Hatfield    I hate to tell you how he acted when the news arrived    He took some friends out drinking and   It's lucky they survived      Evan Dando   Well, he told them everything there was to tell there along the way   And he felt so bad when he saw the traces   Of old lies still on their faces   So why don't someone here just spike his drink   Why don't you do him in some old way   Supposed to be a funeral   It's been a bad, bad day      Evan Dando & Juliana Hatfield    The Reverend Dr. William Grace   Was talking to the crowd   All about the sweet child's holy face and   The saints who sung out loud      Evan Dando   And he swore the fiercest beasts    Could all be put to sleep the same silly way   And where are the flowers for the girl   She only knew she loved the world      Evan Dando & Juliana Hatfield    And why ain't there one lonely horn and one sad note to play      Evan Dando   Supposed to be a funeral   It's been a bad, bad day   Supposed to be a funeral   It's been a bad, bad day