Jamie loves Jason   Jason loves TV   Why she'd ever fall for him   Has always baffled me   And I told her how I felt   Not to rush into love too soon   But who am I to judge?   They're getting married in June      And I guess I'm just not wise enough   To give advice quite yet   (Duh)      Jeremy's up with fashion   But not reality   He only reads the headlines   Never in between   He sleeps all day and doesn't care   He complains that life's a bore   (Bore)   Well, I used to pity him   But I don't care anymore      And I guess he's just not ready   To live his life quite yet      Mary talks to Jesus   (Christ!)   (???) her righteous ways   God bless the heretic   And God bless Johnny Ray   And for everything I've done so far   That I never meant to do   If she damns my life to hell   She'll surely damn yours too      And I guess we should start prayin'   At least while we still can      Sara is a socialist   She listens to Billy Bragg   I tried to impress her   By writing songs like that   And I lashed out at injustice   I spoke of the better wage   I sang at the union rally   (On strike!)   But they kicked me off the stage      And I guess they're just not ready   For revolution yet   (Revolution!)   No, I guess they're just not ready   For revolution yet   (Revolution!)   Oh, I guess they're just not ready   For Billy Bragg quite yet