Mortimer's ghost   Graduates today   First in his class   And well on his way   The dry cleaning king of Baltimore's only kid   Thinks back on all the things he almost did      "I coulda wrecked the car   I could've broke the law   I could've fell in love   With every girl I saw   But I didn't, and I missed my chance to fail   And if I tried right now, well, I'd probably go to jail"      Singin'...   La la la la la la la   Look at me now   I've got it figured out      Life is a long conversation   And love is a call that never ends   Don't hang up the phone   You're not alone   You're with me   And I'm with you   And we're with friends      Mortimer's ghost   Calls me to confess   His job is a joke   His life is meaningless   "They tell you what to do and make you walk the plank   Freedom's just another word for   'You owe the bank'"      Singin'...   La la la la la la la   Look at me now   I've got it figured out      Life is a long conversation   And love is a call that never ends   Don't hang up the phone   You're not alone   You're with me   And I'm with you   And we're with friends      Buckled up in shirts and ties   Waiting for the downsize   Decorate your cubicle    You can't go out, your schedule's full   Gotta get the kids at five   They're judging you by what you drive   They're judging you by what you drive   They're judging you by what you drive      Life is a long conversation   And love is a call that never ends   I've got it figured out   Life is a long conversation   And love is a call that never ends   I've got it figured out      La la la la la la la   Look at us now   La la la la la la la   Look at us now   Got it figured out      Life is a long conversation   And love is a call that never ends   I've got it figured out   Life is a long conversation   And love is a call that never ends   I've got it figured out