SILVER SPOON       You think that you're so fucking cool    Made some mistakes    Got some breaks    Broke some rules    Everything you have was just handed to you    You lived your life being fed from silver spoons    You played so many local shows    You thought you had it down    All the backyard parties    The biggest band in town    Finally got a 7"    You put it out yourself    Just to get the chicks    Doesn't matter if it sells    You used to be a metal band    Till the grunge scene hit the air    Then you went Seattle    And you braided all your hair    Now you hit the road    You don't play parties anymore    You booked a weekend out of town    And act like it's a tour    Now you know the reason why I hate you    You're just an experiment for a major label    They put you out to see how mass marketing really works    Now you're crying on the road again    Different country    Different tales    Far from all your stupid friends    The silver spoons are plastic now    You hold them up yourself    You sleep with 10 guys on the floor    Forget about hotels    Your rock and roll fantasy    Just became a nightmare    Now you know reality    The van's got no electricity    You thought a tour was parties, sex, and money    Now you can't find a Western Union    Anywhere in Germany    Your parents sent you money so you can eat    You wasted all your money at some hash bar    On some weed    Now you don't think you're so cool    All your breaks were big mistakes    You have to pay your dues    Just because you dye your hair    And wear big boots    people see right through your lies    About your punk roots