I have a dog and his name is Spike   He's a dog so he can't ride a bike   And the light bulbs in here are green   Thats why jell-o makes me scream   Because Martha looked at me      My family is very large   We've got mom and dad   And we've got a back yard      I have two brothers   Jamie and Tom   Katie is the best of them all      We've also got a cat named Julie   And a kitten they call josie (but the slut took her back)      Spike is eating a potato chip   As we speak....uhh....ip      So go eat some snow   Eat some snow   Christen should be over here now   Where is my Christen when I need her   I feel like shooting my foot      Spike is tearing a hole in Jamie's hat   I swear I'm going to say that I found it like that   la la la la la la la la la la la la la la! la! la! la! laaaaaaaa      Oh Martha is looking at me   And also at the same time   I want to eat a tree!!