Oohh... What a day it's been.   Let's read my pamphlet here.   "What would Jesus do?"   "For ages 55 and older"   Number 1: Love thy neighbor   Love thy neighbor as thyself   Thank you, God   Thank you for this.... OH NO!      Excuse me!   Where do you think you're going in that?   You're gonna march right upstairs, that's what you're gonna do.   March it!   Is that a tattoo!?   Tattoo's are from the Devil.   Tattoo's are from the Devil.   The Devil.   You're gonna march right up...   I'm so flustered!   You're gonna march it, woman.   March, march, march!   And change your clothes!   Is that a tattoo?   Tattoo's are from the Devil.   You don't even know Chinesse.   Why are you wearing that!?   You're watching too much of the HBO.   Too much HBO.   Jesus Christ on a crutch.      If you go out looking like that,   They're gonna think you're a street walker.   A walker in the night!   They're gonna want to pay you for lookin' like that.   It's wrong and it's unclean.   You need to change that, missy.   Boy's just wanna get in your tutu!   Boy's just wanna get in your tutu!   I thought I told ya that!   They want in your tutu.   Now you march upstairs and you cover up that tutu.   They're gonna think you're a transvestite.   We're gonna be on Montel Williams, for cry-y   You better cover it up, missy.   I don't wanna be on Montel!   You're gonna, you're gonna be pregnant!   And that means I'm gonna be a grandmother.   And you know what, that'll be the seed of the Devil.      They want in your tutu.      They want in your tutu.      The Devil.