You're the phone without the ring   You're the guitar without the strings   You're the mop without the handle   You're the match without the candle   You're the vase without the flower   You're the minute without the hour      You're you you're you   You're useless without me      You're the cap without the pen   You're the chess game without the men   You're the lemon without the squeeze   You're the thanks without the please   You're the fuzz without the peach   You're the towel without the beach      You're you you're you   You're useless without me      You're the lolly without the pop   You're the bee without the bop   You're the view without the room   You're some wool without the loom   You're the brush without the hair   You're the jack without the spare      You're you you're you   You're useless without me      You're the sow without the reap   You're the tea without the steep   You're the belt without the loop   You're the hoola without the hoop   You're the ship without the sail   You're the cock without the tail   You're the rock without the roll   You're the ass without the hole      You're you you're you   You're you you're you   You're useless without me      We're useless without you