I got up at half past four   Forty-four robbers around my door   Forty-four - and maybe more   What the hell they want me for?   Stubbly faces & gap-tooth grins   Ain't no way i'm lettin' them in      No way - you can't come in   Forty-four robbers stinkin' of gin   Uh huh - i ain't lettin' you in   I'll hit you with a rolling pin   So small can't hurt a fly   Get in my way and i'll sure as hell try   To kick your butt down the block   Can't wait yellin' for the cops      Fifty dealers and fifty thieves   Starring at the drive-in on my street   Shit, over my shoulder there's popeye and bluto   Looking nasty - can i remember my judo?   It's always like this - going out alone   So damn scared might never leave home      No way - you can't come in   Forty-four robbers stinkin' of gin   Uh huh - i ain't lettin' you in   I'll hit you with a rolling pin   So small can't hurt a fly   Get in my way and i'll sure as hell try   To kick your butt down the block   Can't wait yellin' for the cops      I've got my freedom i've got my pride   All means nothin' with these men outside   Puffing and preening and strutting their stuff   Blocking my way out - i've had enough!   Give me justice - hand it over now   Gotta get a gun or maybe just leave town...   See ya!      Sly stallone and al capone   Are giving me grief on the telephone   All i want is a swiss cheese sarnie   When at the deli stands big arnie   Hey jean-claude - move aside   That taxi's mine - i'm taking that ride   When i go out to get the sunday paper   What's my man to think 'someone might rape her'?!      I'm just having a beer on my own   Don't mean hulk hogan can take me home   I've got my mace but my loud-as-fuck whistle   Is so ineffective i just pray the epistles   For help to come someday soon   But until then i'll stay in my room