I was trying to go vegetarian, but she spiked my meals with meat   And when I slept she placed real leather shoes upon my feet   I phoned up her father and said "I'd like to marry your daughter"   And he said "are you sure? She's the girl who loves slaughter"      I took her to a safari park, she smuggled in a gun   She said "take a potshot at that wolf, it's a world of fun"   I said I didn't want to, but she frowned and said "you oughta"   And that's when I got scared of the girl who loved slaughter      This story has a happy end, though I feared for my life   I managed to avoid her when she bought a carving knife   I don't know where she is now, but I hope the police caught her   And she's getting the treatment she deserves as a girl who loves slaughter