I'm in love with a noxious gas   I like her face and I like her ass   She asked for marriage and I said "I will"   Then I breathed her in, now I'm seriously ill      I'm in love with a poisonous fume   Though we can never be in the same room   We went for a walk as the day was clear   She escaped into the atmosphere      I'm in love with a toxic mist   I trapped a wisp inside my fist   But she seeped into my pores   Now my skin is covered in weeping sores      My immunity is growing, my resistance is improved   I told my friends the way I felt, they seemed genuinely moved   I'm not a bit concerned when my losses are financial   I just wish my love could be a little more substantial