(I've seen London, I've seen France   And I've seen more than underpants   I've seen Spain and I've seen Rome   And I've seen things you hide from some)      You're never gonna be completely free   You never shoulda broken up with me      I was actually where you cut the bride's bouquet   One of these days I'm gonna make you pay      I've seen the way you hug and treat your wife   And now I'm finding out about your life      I've seen the way you watch the Food Network   I really think you are the biggest jerk      I've seen when you don't brush your teeth at night   And you will realize I was mostly right      I know you'll think that this is really gross   But I've been living here inside your house