Mr. David Hamilton is photographing me   Down among the lilies, down among the lilies   Shooting with his Hasselblad beneath a willow tree   One foot in the river, I'm bored and slightly chilly      Thursday goes and then Friday goes   And I long to strike another pose   Rain begins to patter on the leaves      Soft focus eroticism, art photography   Mr. David Hamilton and me      Mr. David Hamilton is photographing me   Like a pervert teacher with his languid creature   Sketching out an adolescent sexuality   Where Nature longs for Culture, Culture longs for Nature      His big umbrella flash gun goes   He comes to rearrange my clothes   I must ensure that my bare legs are seen      Romanticism, Classicism, Soft Pornography   Mr. David Hamilton and me      In the south of France I hear he keeps a house for waifs and strays   Where teenage girls like me can come and learn   Stay in bed till three o'clock and lounge about with nothing on   He only asks for photos in return      (Instrumental)      Member of the Royal Photography Society   Mr. David, really, don't you think it's silly   A tank of liquid nitrogen, a cloud of carbon snow   Just to gild the lily, just to gild the lily      But if this lazy suffering   Can bring erection to the lap   Of just one man, it hasn't been in vain      Mr. David Hamilton is photographing me   Leaves begin to patter in the rain      (Instrumental)      Sunday goes and then Monday goes   And I long to strike another pose   A cow begins to nibble at my dress      Romanticism, Classicism, Soft Pornography   Mr. David Hamilton, I guess