(What are you wearing?)      A little sweater, it's irridescent   It's got a geometric grid of little squares   My legs are bare   I will describe my underwear   It's warm against my hair   Soft against my skin   But you can't come in   Until the pink and yellow duck   That is printed on the front   Begins to smile   (What are you wearing?)      I've got a hat on   My shirt is satin   It's got a picture of a pony in a field   My hair is green today   I'm wearing see through Pierre Cardin   My scent is Paco by Rabanne   My hair is in a bun   My holster holds a gun   I filled it from a tap   My tummy sprang a drip   Your water pistol spilled   Be very careful, someone could get wet   Or someone could get killed      And I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve   I am wearing my wound with pride   I am wearing a smile and nothing at all   Up on the catwalk   Down in the strip club   Up on the catwalk   Down in the strip club   Catwalk (meow!)   Strip club (grrr!)      (What are you wearing?)      I bought a pair of shoes by Jeremy Scott   I threw away the wrapper and I threw away the box   I went to an opening in my new clothes   Serge Comte Post-It Notes      I used to be a hologram, Anagram Sam   I used to be a big Suicide fan   I used to have a wiggle, now I walk like a man   And where it's at is where I am      (What are you wearing?)      I made this skirt from   A groovy curtain   Somebody ripped out of a pretty bungalow   And in my knickers   There is a flower my mother sewed   My shirt is shiny like a toad   I'm wearing Heidi braids   And aviator shades   I favour flatter shoes   My sailor suit is blue   And if it weren't for you   I'd take it off and leave it in a heap   Right here in the street      And I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve   I am wearing my wound with pride   I am wearing a smile and nothing at all   Up on the catwalk   Down in the strip club   Up on the catwalk   Down in the strip club   Catwalk (meow!)   Strip club (grrr!)      (What are you wearing?)      I used be a telegram, Hologram Sam   I used to be the walrus, now I'm John   I used to be a wham bam thank you ma'am   I used to be the kitten of all Japan      I come from everywhere I have ever been   Every boy is a king and every girl is a queen   Every girl is a king and every boy is a queen   And where it's at is where I am      Call me