The night porter - He ain't got no heart   No joking when you're out after dark   Rude thoughts inside his little head   Bet he'd like to tuck you up in bed      Oh baby let me turn on your light   Cos I'm a big boy and I can stay up all night   And after all, you've come a long way too   So sweet and tender it'll be with you      And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe   Just say the word and there'll be no panic   If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence   And I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh!       Oh baby do you know how I feel?   Won't you let me take you out for a meal   And when it's over we can jump on a bus   Take me home and I won't make a fuss      And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe   Just say the word and there'll be no panic   If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence   And I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh!