Yeah my girlfriend    Takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive    And she doesn't get all jealous    When I hang out with the guys    She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does    She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's just because    (Yeah just because)       And my girlfriend    Likes U.L and D.H.C    And she's so smart and independent    I don't think she needs me    Quite half as much as I know I need her    I wonder why there's not another    Guy that she'd prefer       And when I feel like giving up    Like my world is falling down       I show up at 3 a.m.    She's still up watching vacation    And I see her pretty face    It takes me away to a better place and       I know that everything    Know that everything    Know that everything    Everything's gonna be fine       I know that everything    Know that everything    Know that everything    Everything's gonna be fine       Yeah my girlfriend    Takes collect calls from the road    And it doesn't seem to matter    That I'm lacking in the buldge    She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does    She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's just because       And when I feel like giving up    Like my world is falling down       I show up at 3 am    She's still up watching vacation    And I see her pretty face    It takes me away to a better place and       I know that everything    Know that everything    Know that everything    Everything's gonna be fine