Crossed the street   Naked at night   Bent over to show some moonlight   Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down   Nude in a gutter is how I was found   Thrown in a police car and the door slammed   No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed   Now in prison for one month no one to see   All I got is this guy Ben Dover      Don't like hesh, don't like rap,   Kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat,   I'm a jerk I'm a punk   Took a shower cause I stunk,   Smoked a bong killed a cat,   Had my nuts attacked by rats   Dad got nude, I wore a thong,   For a hobby I make bombs      Went to a farm to tip some cows   Forgot that I left my pants down   Bent over to pick them up    Felt a twelve gauge right in my hum didi hum   The famer took me to his house   Showed me the closet from the inside out   The police came and took me away   Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay      Don't like hesh, don't like rap,   Kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat,   I'm a jerk I'm a punk   Took a shower cause I stunk,   Smoked a bong killed a cat,   Had my nuts attacked by rats   Dad got nude, I wore a thong,   For a hobby I make bombs      (repeat)