Mark: Woahh oahh oahh Woahh oahh oahh   Tom: Mark, shut the fuck up!   Mark: Okay Tom!   Tom: Hey everyone, I just want you to know that I fucked Christina Aguilera   Mark: Yeah heres a song about that      Hes a genie in a bottle   A Penis sucked like a bottle   You gotta rub it the right way (not the left!)   I want my penis sucked   Eminem Told me! (yeah he did)   I got it before Fred Durst and Carson Daly    Even Johnny Carson! (that old bastard)      I'm a penis in a bottle baby   You gotta rub it the right way (not the left)   I'm a penis in a bottle baby   Cum cum, cum all over my mouth      Tom: Hahahaha   Mark: Hahahaha, Fuck this, here's Adam's Song