My mom, she's not a woman anymore,    She dresses like a man    Dresses like a man,    She's not as feminine as she    Used to be before   Now she is so damned masculine      I close my eyes    My mom's not a woman anymore    She's wearing a disguise    Everytime she leaves through that door      My mom's not the same    As she was in the past    If I misbehave she kicks my ass    My mom's not quite the    Woman that she was before    When my friends come over    She likes to wrestle them down to the floor      And I close my eyes    My mom's not a woman anymore    She's wearing a desguise    Everytime she leaves through that door      My mom's a transvestite