My mom, she's not a woman anymore,   She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man (dresses like a man),   Oh how she's not as feminine as she   Used to be before.   Now she is so damned masculine.      I close my eyes (I close my eyes)   My mom's not a woman anymore   She's wearing a disguise   Everytime she leaves through that door      My mom's not the same   As she was in the past   If I misbehave she kicks my ass      My mom's not quite the   Woman that she was before   When my friends come over   She likes to wrestle them down to the floor      I close my eyes (I close my eyes)   My mom's not a woman anymore   She's wearing a disguise   Everytime she leaves through that door      My mom's a, my mom's a, my mom's a transvestite