Dr. Frank-N-Furter:  How do you do  I see you've met my faithful handyman  He's just a little brought down because  When you knocked  He thought you were the candyman  Don't get strung out by the way I look  Don't judge a book by it's cover  I'm not much of a man by the light of day  But by night I'm one hell of a lover  I'm just a sweet transvestite  From Transexual, Transylvania      Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound  You look like you're both pretty groovy  Or if you want something visual  That's not too abysmal  We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie      Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home  Could we use your phone?  We're both in a bit of a hurry      Janet: Right!     Brad: We'll just say where we are  Then go back to the car  We don't want to be any worry      Dr. Frank-N-Furter:  Well you got caught with a flat  Well how 'bout that  Well babies don't you panic  By the light of the night  It'll all seem alright  I'll get you a Satanic mechanic  I'm just a sweet transvestite  From Transexual, Transylvania  Why don't you stay for the night      Riff Raff: Night!     Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Or maybe a bite     Columbia: Bite!     Dr. Frank-N-Furter:   I could show you my favorite obsession  I've been making a man  With blonde hair and a tan  And he's good for relieving my tension  I'm just a sweet transvestite  From Transexual, Transylvania  Hit it! Hit it!  I'm just a sweet transvestite      Chorus: Sweet Transvestite!     Dr. Frank-N-Furter: From Transexual     Chorus: Transylvania     Dr. Frank-N-Furter:   So come up to the lab  And see what's on the slab  I see you shiver with antici...pation  But maybe the rain  Isn't really to blame  So I'll remove the cause  But not the symptom    these lyrics are submitted by courty gurl