Fat Flabby Annie was incredibly big    She weighed just about sixteen stone    And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet    Now she looks like skin and bone   Do the meditation and yoga    And she's thrown away the good food guide    And she's given up the alcohol and pizzas    And the pies and now she looks as if she's ready to die   You can't see her walk by      Don't eat no mashed potatoes   Don't eat no buttered scones    Stay away from carbohydrates    You're gonna look like skin and bone      Living on the edge of starvation    And she says she's got no appetite    And her father and her mother    And her sisters and her brothers    Couldn't see her when she walked by    She looked like skin and bone      Don't eat no mashed potatoes   Don't eat no buttered scones    Stay away from carbohydrates    You're gonna look like skin and bone      She used to be so cuddly   She used to be so fat   But oh what a sin cos she's oh so thin    That she lost all the friends that she had   She looks like skin and bone       If you look flabby    And you feel overweight   And you wanna lose a couple of stone   Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises    And you'll look like skin and bone      Come on rattle them bones   Put your hands up to the ceiling   Bend your hips and touch your toes   Do your daily exercises   You're gonna look like skin and bone      Don't eat no mashed potatoes, etc