I couldn’t care less who got the most finesse   Who’s best dressed at the truck fest?   Union Jack socks, string vest –   I’m best dressed at the truck fest.      I rap with terretts at the discotheque   And flip text through the echo-plex   Like Das FX v No FX   I love sex so bumper sticker sez      Ho, ho, ho honk if you bonk   Get drunk off a bottle of plonk   Fuck Wolfblass, pass the buckfast   Get fucked well fast When I’m drunk I’m a top laugh.      Went to a house party as Shaft   Got to 3rd bass with your girl in the bath   And you know that, don’t run yo mouth   Yon about? Aint a lager lout      Know what? You're a dumbaclot   Reckon you pack head cos you watched Lockstock   You're Phil Collins, not Ronny Biggs   Kid Acne – the rap Johnny Briggs      Tattooed knuckles sez Wife & Kids   After each gig you like, he’s nice with his   While I chow down on spareribs   Before I kick-off at another shindig      Makes you think Don’t It?   Like Sliding Doors Aint it?   Makes you think Don’t It?   Like Sliding Doors Aint it?      Dam yo, pretty damn agro   Antisocial, now I got an ASBO   Play GnR, read Guns n Ammo   Got Ethnic friends, but don’t got an Abbo      Got an Elegro, Broady on gravel   Barn Owl is my CB handle   Feed chooks, drink grog in a Kangol   Ya Great Gallar, I be the rap Joe Mangle      Fuck the new fangled, I still rock sandals   Walk like Egyptians who walk like the Bangles   Check the Inscriptions of the Ex Vandals   Who ramble on samples and programme fractles      CHORUS      Too right, my style is right bad   A cross between Macc Lads and Mike Ladd   It's like that, but you won’t get stabbed   It's just a flick comb, but less of the back chat      In my back pocket is a porno card pack   You ain't fast, get your knuckles wrapped   I take it right back, like a blast from the past   Dejavu raps on Dragon Cadillacs      Skull Snaps to Back in Black   You best clunk click or you cop whiplash   Get you get wig split, get your skull thatched   We leave in tact and get paid in mad cash…      CHORUS