Any attention is better than none   I'll do anything at all   It's part of human nature   People laugh when other people fall   And I'll fall for you   I'll fall for you   But every time I'll get right up   Cause I'm sweet   And I'm funny   I'm glad I make you laugh   I'm nice   And I'm special   And I'm just here for your amusement   I'm just here for your amusement   Don't you wish I were?   Well how strange, you wish the same as her      Any opinion is better than none   Tell me who you think I am   Joking and kidding and laughter aside   Somewhere in here there's a man   And he'll fall for you   He'll fall for you   And some day he might not get up   But I'm sweet   And I'm funny   I'm glad I make you laugh   I'm nice   And I'm special   And you don't know a thing about me   You don't know a thing about me   Don't you wish you did?   Well it's hard, I keep it very well hid      What is pain?   I do not know what that word means      And you laugh and you cheer   And that's why I'm here   We hope you have enjoyed the show   And I'm sweet   And I'm funny   I hope I make you laugh   I'm weird   And I'm creepy   And I could write a book about it   I could write a book about it   I could write a song   It wouldn't hold your attention long